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Mello
09 August 2007 @ 12:49 am
[The screen is fuzzy at first, and the muffled sound of what is *probably* someone pounding their fist into the side of the webcam follows shortly, before a picture suddenly clears into focus. Mello is sitting on his bed cross-legged, a chocolate bar hanging between clenched teeth and a very irritated expression on his face. Blonde hair is tied back precariously enough to leave a good quarter of it loose, but he makes no move to push it out of his eyes.]

self ignite: This piece of shit. Matt probably bought it cheap so he could waste all of his money on fucking cigs.
self ignite: What the hell good does this thing do, anyway?

[For a moment, Mello disappears from view, and comes back seconds later with another chocolate bar in his hand. This he sets aside, before turning back to the screen and giving it a harsh flick with his fingernail. The screen shakes but stills momentarily.]

self ignite: All right, this is how it goes.
self ignite: Ask me a question...
self ignite: And I'll reply truthfully.

[He grins deviously, snapping off a chunk of chocolate and chewing loudly.]

self ignite: Whether that means telling you to go fuck yourself or not, depending, of course.
self ignite: But have at it or whatever.

[Busily goes back to gnawing away on his chocolate bar, clearly not expecting anyone to reply; or at least, hoping no one will.

A few minutes later, Mello turns his attention back to the webcam.]


self ignite: Oh, btw.
self ignite: No, I'm not going to fucking masturbate for you.
self ignite: So don't ask.
 
 
Mello
06 August 2007 @ 12:15 pm
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Matt. Near.

Where the hell are you?
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Mello
03 August 2007 @ 04:57 pm
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What the fuck is this about a masquerade?
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Mello
12 July 2007 @ 11:14 pm
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I don't think you people understand.

Last I checked there were forty-nine chocolate bars in the second drawer of my desk. Now, on avergage per-day I eat around... say, fifteen. That would pan out to about forty-five chocolate bars every three days, leaving me with a generous amount of four chocolate bars should I feel the need to slip in a few here and there. It's been three days since I last stocked up, and since I last had the forty-nine stashed away. And I know for a fact that I only ate one of the four spares, which would leave me with a total of three chocolate bars.

How the fuck do I only have one left? Who stole my damn chocolate? Who came into my room?

You fucking pansies, I can look out for myself. I don't need you stealing my chocolate and I'm not going to get fat.
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Current Music: Vincent Black Shadow - This Road is Going Nowhere
 
 
Mello
08 July 2007 @ 06:05 am
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Fuck you, aisle six. Fuck you.
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Current Music: Portishead - Roads
 
 
 
Mello
30 June 2007 @ 10:45 pm
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Filtered to LCollapse )

Some fucker tried to jump me today.

It was kind of funny, actually.

Oh, and Matt. Watch out for a guy by the name Light Yagami. He spilled my fucking hot chocolate. Punch him whenever you get the chance, if you seem him around.
 
 
Current Music: Dido - Honestly OK
 
 
Mello
28 June 2007 @ 04:01 pm
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Hey Matt. I got a song for you.

Dog Problems by The Format.
 
 
Current Mood: devious
Current Music: the killers - read my mind
 
 
Mello
25 June 2007 @ 12:49 am
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I managed to piss off my client again today. Though hey, it wasn't my fault, and they still paid. But at least I didn't have to deal with their shit; they were just a bastard anyway, and I refuse to be talked down to. I really don't care if it gets me in trouble, either. One more second of hearing that jerk's half-assed slander and I was gonna have to seriously lay one on him. And not in a good way.

The only downside is they probably won't be coming back. If that's really a downside. Maybe just for the business, but I personally couldn't be any happier. Served him damn right.

Oh, I was thinking about getting another pair of leather boots bought. Not that I don't like the ones I have now, but they're getting kinda old. And I like new, shiny leather that doesn't have any cracks in it. Can't help but be picky with that sort of thing.
 
 
Current Music: metric - combat baby
 
 
Mello
24 June 2007 @ 11:08 pm
combat baby.Collapse )
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